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Darth Shapiro Slams Conviction of Stormtrooper Who Kneeled on Jedi’s Neck for Over Nine Minutes

Monthly Archives: March, 2021

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Palpatine: It’s ‘Too Early’ to Talk Lightsaber Control After Younglings Slaughtered at Coruscant School

"If anything, it seems we need some...

Jedi Council Tells Skywalker He Can Play With Himself But Not Masturbate

"What did all that loyalty, training, and...

To Boost Morale, The Showtroopers and Justin BB-8 Will Star in the First ISO Show

"You will find that it is the troops who will be entertained, by a great many things." - Emperor Sheev Palpatine

Leia Organa Blasts Rumored Transphobia Among New Republic Rangers

"I...will not stand for anybody who represents...

Tatooine Veterinarian Tells The Sarlacc He’s Developed a Food Allergy to Mandalorian Armor

"Of course, unless he plans on eating a Mandalorian in full armor any time soon, this is just for his own edification."