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Monday, May 16, 2022

James Schlarmann

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New Age Self-Help Guru Dead At 900

DAGOBAH -- New age guru and holovangelist...

Emperor Palpatine: ‘Why Is No One Talking About The Violent Alt-Left Jedi?’

"One of them cut my boy Maul clean in two," Palpatine said, "and am I just supposed to ignore that?" - The Emperor

Stormtrooper Claims She Was Reaching for Stun Baton When Her Blaster Rifle Killed Moisture Farmers

"This is standard operating procedure while we help the trooper involved in the shooting create his or her excuse and then manufacture the documentation to back it up."