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Monday, August 2, 2021

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New Age Self-Help Guru Dead At 900

DAGOBAH -- New age guru and holovangelist...

Emperor Palpatine: ‘Why Is No One Talking About The Violent Alt-Left Jedi?’

"One of them cut my boy Maul clean in two," Palpatine said, "and am I just supposed to ignore that?" - The Emperor