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Saturday, October 23, 2021

Politics

Leia Organa Blasts Rumored Transphobia Among New Republic Rangers

"I...will not stand for anybody who represents...

Palpatine Declares Himself Chancellor With Millions of Votes Left to Count From Outer Rim

Senator Sheev Palpatine has declared himself the winner and Chancellor, despite there being millions of votes left to count.

Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Emperor Palpatine believes the Empire defeated the rebellion with the help of his Death Star.

Regional Governor Q’uomo Apologizes, Admits Wrongdoing, Is Outraged By Himself, Will Not Resign

"What a terrible person I am. Oh well." - Reg. Gov. Indru Q'uomo