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Monday, May 16, 2022

Alt-Sith Commentator: “He’s Still Your Emperor!”

Recently, Alt-Sith podcaster and contributor Jethro Bohiggins went off on one of his famous “rants” about recent attempts to rebel against the Empire. A devoted fan of Emperor Palpatine and his “Make the Empire Great Again” agenda, it’s probably not too hard to figure out where Bohiggins lands on the issue. Still, as ever, Jethro delivered his angry invective with all the same paranoia, ignorance, and sheer stupidity that has endeared him to his fans all across the galaxy.

Enjoy Jethro’s rant, “He’s Still Your Emperor,” courtesy our sister publication Alternative Facts.

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